What do you do when it rains all day in Florida
while relatives from the frozen north are visiting?
You take them to IKEA.
And introduce them to all that
that magical wonderland
of feel-good consumerism has to offer.
And, if you are three or under,
you shamelessly manipulate your grandparents
into buying you any toy that you take a fancy to.
when we got around to the stuffed animals.
It was no use. They all took home a plush pal.